"Not only did some goofball whack the side of my brand new Ferrari, he parked so close I couldn't even get in my car. I had to have it towed from the parking space! Good thing I had a CARGET on me to let that dunderhead know he parked too close!" - Bernie G. from Greenwich, CT
"I always carry a few CARGETS in my glove compartment, since I don't usually put any gloves in there." - S.B. from Tampa, FL
"I like to stick it to 'em when they stick it to me!" - Josh Z., U.K.
"I slapped one of these bad boys on the pick-up that usually takes up 3 spaces in our crowded condo parking lot. Now my neighbor is a little more considerate and we're still friends, since he didn't know it was me that CARGETED him!" - A Satisfied Customer in the Bronx
"Sometimes I feel like I'm contributing to the incivility of today's society, but it sure makes me laugh anytime I use a CARGET." - MK from MA
"My wife's been threatening to take away my driver's license for the past 10 years, especially last month when I ran over an aardvark, or maybe it was a cat. But as long as no one puts a CARGET on my Caddy, I'm stayin on the road!" - Gus, age 97
"Please, someone put a CARGET on his car." - Gus's wife, age 95
"I always carry a few CARGETS in my glove compartment, since I don't usually put any gloves in there." - S.B. from Tampa, FL
"I like to stick it to 'em when they stick it to me!" - Josh Z., U.K.
"I slapped one of these bad boys on the pick-up that usually takes up 3 spaces in our crowded condo parking lot. Now my neighbor is a little more considerate and we're still friends, since he didn't know it was me that CARGETED him!" - A Satisfied Customer in the Bronx
"Sometimes I feel like I'm contributing to the incivility of today's society, but it sure makes me laugh anytime I use a CARGET." - MK from MA
"My wife's been threatening to take away my driver's license for the past 10 years, especially last month when I ran over an aardvark, or maybe it was a cat. But as long as no one puts a CARGET on my Caddy, I'm stayin on the road!" - Gus, age 97
"Please, someone put a CARGET on his car." - Gus's wife, age 95